Art says "Maybe you should have told them you assaulted someone, then they'd be there in a hurry. And when they get there you just tell them, "Oops, never mind, that slap was a bug on my arm, but since you're here, check this out...""
Giving false information to a Police Office is a crime and you may be the one going to the cross bar hotel that evening. It's never a good idea to lie to the police.
All local officers have jurisdiction boundaries and they can't just go anywhere they wish.
Someone has enforcement powers for that area. Maybe its the Sheriff's Office.
I liked the idea of writing the paper.
Hugh
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